Today was a mutinous day – it was forever out of my control. M & G decided to sleep in so whimpering started promptly at 9:35, resulting in G getting up, giving me my well deserved breakfast, and allowing me the opportunity to relieve myself. But from there the day seemed to slowly spiral out of control. G was focused on moving the furniture and pounding the living-be-Jesus out of the rugs. Finally, I did what any young blooded dog would do and grabbed my tennis ball and dropped it continuously at G’s feet until we were playing catch. However, as soon as his training had begun, strange noises and different scents came bounding in from the direction of the backdoor. I took to my paws and raised my voice in the direction of the door “How dare you interrupt my play time!! Don’t you know how long it took me to gain control of G !!”, I barked in my most fierce voice. It was B. and Nugget. Now I have only met Nugget once before and he growled at me – but I gave him the benefit of the doubt because we were in a pub and I presumed he’d had one too many. So I made an effort to friends, jumping and sniffing enthusiastically (against my better instincts) – and guess what – he just growled at me again and pee-ed in my spot! Once they left we went to the park – and I tried to make G. jealous by befriending a cute girl. I pretended to be scared of her ‘big dog’. But ignoring that I am the adorable one, she asked G. if he was single. Damn Her! – she was supposed to be interested in me – what has happened to my charm! I am cutting my loses and going to bed early. Tomorrow, I will be the centre of the universe again and cosmic balance will be restored.
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